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  • The End

    TL DR: We’ve reached the end of another season and the Daytona Slurs’ dreams of a Three-peat were laid to swift rest in the championship by Sadie. Season Recap 👑 Sadie is our 2025 Season Champion 👑 Appropriately, Sadie also had the highest total score of the season with 1717.84 points. Rosie/Julia had the most…

  • Four(teen weeks) on the Floor

    TL DR: We’ve successfully completed our 2025 regular season! Congrats to all you losers on gutting it out and fumbling your way across the finish line. Pathetic demonstrations of ball knowing nearly across the board… A few of you did alright: Emma and Stefan will battle for the opportunity to play me in the semi-finals…

  • Thirteen Reasons Why (You All Are Worse at Fantasy Football Than Me)

    TL DR: Well folks, we’re here. Another season gone too soon. As we enter our final week of the regular season we still have 3 teams competing for the final playoff slot. By the end of the week only one of Joey, Kate, and Sydney will still be playing… Week 12 Recap Alec, Joey, Stefan,…

  • Twelve Thankful Weeks

    TL DR: Short one for the holiday, definitely no other reason… Week 12 Recap Kate, Stefan, Emma, George, Tony and Sam are the Week 12 winners 🥳 Alec, Joey, Will, Sadie, Sydney & Rosie/Julia are the Week 12 losers ❌ Tony was the big scorer this week with 150.76 but Kate retains the season high…

  • Turning to Eleven

    TL DR: Only my 3rd loss of the season, it will take more than that to knock me off the hill… And only a few weeks left in our regular season! The playoff picture is coming into focus, so the losers and haters amongst you better act fast before you’re relegated to the trash heap…

  • At-Ten-tion!

    TL DR: I’m just gonna be completely straight up with you all this is gonna be a short one. I had dreams of more AI discussion, maybe talk about shipping containers or fiber optic cable or something, but I’m hopelessly addicted to Europa Universalis V and will be committing as much to that as I…

  • Nine! Nine! Nine!

    TL DR: We’ve reached the midway point of the NFL regular season and more than that in our own league, while the standings have mostly settled there is still plenty of action going on, plenty of moves to make, and oh so much more football to play. Week 9 Recap Alec, George, Stefan, Emma, Sydney…

  • I don’t feel so gr-Eight…

    TL DR: Well… the dam has broken. I’ve lost again and since her declaration that she was coming for the top spot, Emma has been putting up powerhouse numbers and breaking season record after season record. I pity whoever else stands in her way… Week 8 Recap Sydney, Kate, George, Emma, Sadie & Sam are…

  • Seven (get it?)

    TL DR: Week 7 has passed us by and the midway point of the season is rapidly approaching; feels like just yesterday we were drafting up our teams, pouring over our rosters, and windmill slamming the “seasons over” button because one tiny thing went wrong. While we’ve had some teams jockeying for position and battling…

  • Six (wait for it…)

    TL DR: Well folks, all good things must come to an end. Slowly the sun creeps lower in the sky, each day withdrawing earlier and earlier. Now in the morning you start to notice the cold prick your skin. You step out into the slow developing kaleidoscope of red, orange, yellow leaf and by the…

  • Five Golden Weeks

    TL DR: Wedding bells are tolling throughout the league offices so an abbreviated recap while we celebrate Sadie and Stefan! Clever of them to schedule for the week when I emerge as the league’s definitive Ball Knower… Week 2 Recap Alec, Joey, George, Kate, Emma & Stefan are the Week 2 winners 🥳 Tony, Rosie/Julia,…

  • Fore! (Four.)

    TL DR: It’s MLB Wildcard Week and we’re putting another entry in the annals of the Greatest Rivalry in Sports. With any luck it’ll end in pinstripe tears. Also Football I suppose. Between the Ireland game that started at like 5am last Sunday and the Monday night double-header snooze fest, I know which I’d rather…

  • Three’s Company

    TL DR: Like grains of sand through our feeble fingers the Football season falls away.Week 3 has come and gone friends and our Fantasy Football League is astir.Many of us have tasted Victory, some of us have even tasted Defeat. We have plenty more Football to play and by the end we all will become…

  • Recap Two: Electric Footballaloo

    TL DR: Already Week 2 is behind us. Obviously I’m doing great but some of you are really sucking… we’ll get to that later. Or now? I don’t know. Week 2, too early to make any meaningful predictions (except for the ones I made last week). The other day they caught someone doing Whippits in…

  • First Steps

    TL DR: Like a newborn fawn, we take our first feeble steps into the dawn of a fresh season. Week 1 behind us already, how time flies. Some of us won, some of you lost and so begins the long process of separating the wheat(me) from the chaff(you). Let’s see how everyone did. Week 1…

  • Let the Games Begin

    TL DR: The stage was set. A few predictable moves, chalk picks. And then…With the 10th overall pick of the 2025 Fantasy Football Draft the Cape Canaveral Challengers, led by Stefan Mesarovich, selected Lamar Jackson as QB1. It is a pick that will live in infamy. A disgusting and heartless attempt to waylay the Daytona…

  • Welcome Back to Football

    TL DR: Hello LOSERS,And boy do I mean losers… Phoenix-like, our Fantasy Football League emerges from the ashes of last season, but I suppose I’m the only one who should actually be happy about that…The Tyranny of the Daytona Slurs persists and we have a opportunity for a genuine Three-PeatTM (don’t worry I’ve spoken to…