Week 11
TL DR:
- Week 12 is here!
- The Assassination of the Daytona Slurs by the Coward Cape Canaveral Challengers
Only my 3rd loss of the season, it will take more than that to knock me off the hill…
And only a few weeks left in our regular season! The playoff picture is coming into focus, so the losers and haters amongst you better act fast before you’re relegated to the trash heap of history once again.
Week 11 Recap
Stefan, Kate, Joey, Sadie, George and Sam are the Week 11 winners 🥳
Alec, Rosie/Julia, Emma, Will, Sydney & Tony are the Week 11 losers ❌
Sydney ruined what could have been a total reversal from last week for the S-name folks…
This week was Kate’s turn to shine, dropping a colossal 165.54 points this week. That also sets the new season record, defeating Emma’s previous record of 161.32.
No close ones this week.
It was Rosie/Julia with the top scoring player of the week thanks to Josh Allen’s 42.7 point performance.
And now the scores:
Daytona Slurs – 111.00 vs Cape Canaveral Challengers – 138.22
josie schapolitano oyster heads – 104.38 vs clinton crime family – 165.54
HouseOfDaDragIcon – 110.02 vs Glizzy Guzzler – 87.76
Daddy Milkers 92.3 vs spooky poopy dookies – 129.14
Denver Buckos – 97.06 vs Lets Go Brandos 87.94
blackstone valley staybehinders – 92.14 vs The Better Munhall – 113.52
POWER Rankings
And of course, the most important part, the Official post-Week 11 Power Rankingstm
- Daytona Slurs – Alec Munhall +0
- Denver Buckos – George Roberts-Oakland +1
- spooky poopy dookies – Sadie Geauthreaux +1
- Glizzy Guzzler – Emma Costello -2
- Cape Canaveral Challengers – Stefan Mesarovich +1
- HouseOfDaDragIcon – Joey Panell +1
- clinton crime family – Kate McGaw +2
- Lets Go Brandos – Sydney Cairo -3
- The Better Munhall – Sam Munhall +1
- Daddy Milkers – William Walton -2
- blackstone valley staybehinders – Tony Alves +0
- josie schapolitano oyster heads– Julia Napolitano/Rosie Schultz +0
George retakes spot number 2 while Sydney takes a tumble!
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That’s our Week 11!
I haven’t had a chance to assemble my next sharply observed and devastatingly insightful analysis of the Chinese economy or AI or whatever, but I couldn’t leave you all hanging so I found another completely inscrutable schizo conspiracy collage in the junk folder on my computer. I’m pretty sure I didn’t make it.
Take it sleazy gang, don’t let the Draco-Reptilians get you!
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You all suck
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Connection & Love,
Alec
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