Week 8
TL DR:
- Week 9 is here!
- Emma’s campaign of domination continues
- The trades keep rolling in, folks are wheeling and dealing
Well… the dam has broken. I’ve lost again and since her declaration that she was coming for the top spot, Emma has been putting up powerhouse numbers and breaking season record after season record. I pity whoever else stands in her way…
Week 8 Recap
Sydney, Kate, George, Emma, Sadie & Sam are the Week 8 winners 🥳
Alec, Will, Stefan, Tony, Rosie/Julia & Joey are the Week 8 losers ❌
Emma gets the highest score again this week with 161.32, defeating her own previous record of 150.18. This was a high scoring week and there were actually 3 total teams that beat that previous record, but Emma remains top dog.
On the other side of things, we had two matchups this week decided by 2 points and another matchup decided by only 3 points. From the eye test it looks like one of our collectively highest scoring weeks too but I’m not doing all that math, sorry.
Emma also had the highest scoring player this week thanks to Jonathan Taylor’s 37.4 points. Truly her domination knows no bounds.
And now the scores:
Lets Go Brandos – 119.28 vs Daytona Slurs – 117.26
clinton crime family — 102.72 vs Daddy Milkers – 95.48
Cape Canaveral Challengers – 93.42 vs Denver Buckos – 95.88
Glizzy Guzzler – 161.32 vs blackstone valley staybehinders – 139.04
spooky poopy dookies – 153.06 vs josie schapolitano oyster heads – 150.82
The Better Munhall – 118.18 vs HouseOfDaDragIcon – 60.72
POWER Rankings
And of course, the most important part, the Official post-Week 8 Power Rankingstm
- Daytona Slurs – Alec Munhall +0
- spooky poopy dookies – Sadie Geauthreaux +0
- Glizzy Guzzler – Emma Costello +0
- Denver Buckos – George Roberts-Oakland +0
- clinton crime family – Kate McGaw +2
- Cape Canaveral Challengers – Stefan Mesarovich -1
- Lets Go Brandos – Sydney Cairo +1
- HouseOfDaDragIcon – Joey Panell -2
- The Better Munhall – Sam Munhall +0
- blackstone valley staybehinders – Tony Alves +0
- josie schapolitano oyster heads– Julia Napolitano/Rosie Schultz +0
- Daddy Milkers – William Walton +0
The board mostly stays the same this week, though the correct sequence of wins and losses could flip any number of teams in a single week. While things may seem fairly fixed, there are developments under the hood that could show up in the rankings any week now.
From the Office of the Commissioner
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That’s our Week 8!
I promise I am working on China Stuff but I ran out of time this week and I simply can not rush such important material.
Happy Halloween!
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You all suck.
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Unity & Love,
Alec
