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Week 5

TL DR:

  • Week 6 starts now, don’t check your lineup, leave all your bad players in
  • Alec remains undefeated (no jinx)
  • Preemptive congrats to Sadie and Stefan :)

Wedding bells are tolling throughout the league offices so an abbreviated recap while we celebrate Sadie and Stefan!

Clever of them to schedule for the week when I emerge as the league’s definitive Ball Knower…

Week 2 Recap

Alec, Joey, George, Kate, Emma & Stefan are the Week 2 winners 🥳

Tony, Rosie/Julia, Will, Sydney, Sam & Sadie are the Week 2 losers ❌

Kate gets the highest score this week with 137.06 but Sydney retains the season high of 150.18. Not notably close matchups this week.

This week the highest scoring player was the Daytona Slurs’ Rico Dowdle with 32.4 total points on the bench.

Only 1 team remains undefeated: Alec 👑

And now the scores:

Daytona Slurs – 134.8 vs josie schapolitano oyster heads – 122.22

HouseOfDaDragIcon – 119.68 vs blackstone valley staybehinders – 93.92

Daddy Milkers – 125.56 vs Denver Buckos – 133.92

clinton crime family – 137.06 vs The Better Munhall – 118.78

Cape Canaveral Challengers – 107.24 vs Lets Go Brandos – 62.94

Glizzy Guzzler – 130.3 vs spooky poopy dookies – 119.62

POWER Rankings

And of course, the most important part, the Official post-Week 5 Power Rankingstm

  1. Daytona Slurs – Alec Munhall +0
  2. spooky poopy dookies – Sadie Geauthreaux +0
  3. Denver Buckos – George Roberts-Oakland +0
  4. Cape Canaveral Challengers – Stefan Mesarovich +0
  5. Glizzy Guzzler – Emma Costello +3
  6. clinton crime family – Kate McGaw +5
  7. HouseOfDaDragIcon – Joey Panell +2
  8. josie schapolitano oyster heads– Julia Napolitano/Rosie Schultz -2
  9. Daddy Milkers – William Walton -2
  10. Lets Go Brandos – Sydney Cairo -5
  11. The Better Munhall – Sam Munhall +0
  12. blackstone valley staybehinders – Tony Alves +0

We now have a stable Top 4 while the midfield continues to shuffle itself each week. This time it was Sydney’s Brandos that took the tumble falling 5 places, while the clinton crime family did some work to regain the position they lost last week.

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That’s our Week 5!

Congrats again to the happy couple! We’ll return next week with our regularly scheduled programming (more China analysis).

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You all definitively suck.
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Love & Serenity,
Alec