Post-Draft
TL DR:
- Week 1 starts today, double check your lineups!
- The Computer tells us Sydney had the “best” draft and Rosie/Julia had the “worst“
- We have a trophy now, it is irresponsibly large.
- Stefan is a rat.
The stage was set. A few predictable moves, chalk picks. And then…
With the 10th overall pick of the 2025 Fantasy Football Draft the Cape Canaveral Challengers, led by Stefan Mesarovich, selected Lamar Jackson as QB1.
It is a pick that will live in infamy.
A disgusting and heartless attempt to waylay the Daytona Slurs and prevent a Three-peat. It was a bullet fired directly at the heart of all of us who love fair, honest, and respectful sporting competition.
It will not succeed.
It was also only one of many picks made last night, lets take a look!
Draft Recap
We made record time or close to it this season, great work everyone! Thank you to the autodrafters who set themselves to autodraft, you kept us moving along.
Here’s the big board:
Look at all those colors, all that football…
POWER Rankings
And here are the ESPN Fantasy Power Rankings for the league. Sydney enters the season as our 1 seed and Rosie/Julia have the dubious honor of rank 12. We’ll track the rankings as they develop throughout the season to facilitate sneers, jeers, and general shit talking.
- Lets Go Brandos – Sydney Cairo
- HouseOfDaDragIcon – Joey Panelli
- Denver Buckos – George Roberts-Oakland
- Daddy Milkers – William Walton
- Daytona Slurs – Alec Munhall
- clinton crime family – Kate McGaw
- blackstone valley staybehinders – Tony Alves
- Cape Canaveral Challengers – Stefan Mesarovich
- Glizzy Guzzler – Emma Costello
- spooky poopy dookies – Sadie Geauthreaux
- The Better Munhall – Sam Munhall
- josie schapolitano oyster heads– Julia Napolitano/Rosie Schultz
From the Office of the Commissioner
League Management is proud to debut the new Championship trophy.
It’s like 3ft tall and it has room for enough plaques around the base to last quite literally the rest of our lifetimes. Season Champion(me) will of course get their victory enshrined with a new plaque but may also take possession of the trophy until next season, if they want it…
I will ship it to you from uhh, the Horn of Africa where I currently am and where these pictures were certainly taken.
*previous winners, let me know if you want to update a plaque with a team name, I wasn’t able to find them all. Also if I just straight up got something wrong lol*
What a beautiful trophy, who wouldn’t want it looming over their living room!
And finally, a picture of Red Sox pitchers Dick Fitts and Payton Tolle hustling Pokemon plushies at the Iowa State Fair for good luck in the new season!
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You all still suck.
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Peace & love,
Alec
