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Recap Two: Electric Footballaloo

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Week 2

TL DR:

  • Week 3 starts, check your lineups!
  • First trade of the season is on the block between George and Stefan
  • Sydney was our big scorer this week but not one of the three teams that remains undefeated

Already Week 2 is behind us. Obviously I’m doing great but some of you are really sucking… we’ll get to that later.

Or now? I don’t know. Week 2, too early to make any meaningful predictions (except for the ones I made last week).

The other day they caught someone doing Whippits in one of the library study rooms.

Week 2 Recap

Alec, George, Rosie/Julia, Kate, Sadie, & Sydney are the Week 2 winners 🥳

Will, Joey, Tony, Emma, Stefan, & Sam are the Week 2 losers ❌

Sydney had the highest score of the week and claims the highest score of the season with 150.18. The closest win of the week was Julia/Rosie’s win over Tony but the margin was nothing compared to the two(!) games last week that were decided by a point or less.

George had the highest scoring starter this week and also sets the season record with Amon-Ra St. Brown’s 39.2 points.

Only 3 teams remain undefeated: Sadie, George & Alec 👑
But by the end of Week 3 at least one of these teams must fall…

And now the scores:

Daytona Slurs – 123.84 vs Daddy Milkers – 83.6

HouseOfDaDragIcon – 107.68 vs Denver Buckos – 137.92

josie schpolitano oyster heads – 94.72 vs blackstone valley staybehinders – 76.94

Glizzy Guzzler – 111.4 vs clinton crime family – 141.0

Cape Canaveral Challengers – 102.5 vs spooky poopy dookies – 120.68

The Better Munhall – 100.38 vs Lets Go Brandos – 150.18

POWER Rankings

And of course, the most important part, the Official post-Week 2 Power Rankingstm

  1. Daytona Slurs – Alec Munhall +0
  2. Denver Buckos – George Roberts-Oakland +1
  3. spooky poopy dookies – Sadie Geauthreaux +2
  4. Lets Go Brandos – Sydney Cairo +0
  5. Daddy Milkers – William Walton -3
  6. clinton crime family – Kate McGaw +3
  7. josie schapolitano oyster heads– Julia Napolitano/Rosie Schultz +5
  8. Cape Canaveral Challengers – Stefan Mesarovich -2
  9. HouseOfDaDragIcon – Joey Panell -2
  10. Glizzy Guzzler – Emma Costello -2
  11. blackstone valley staybehinders – Tony Alves -1
  12. The Better Munhall – Sam Munhall -1

With some roster tuneups and their first win of the season, Rosie/Julia are our biggest gainer with +5 spots this week. Will had the biggest fall at -3 after a disappointing Week 2 performance.

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That’s our Week 2!

Life in the counterfeit Labubu factory is slow and dreary. My captors are bogarting the captagon and the internet connection comes and goes.

Red Sox are fighting for their lives. I’m kinda in sports torture chamber.

I don’t have much else to report but I don’t want to leave you all wanting so…

Here is an absolutely massive and completely inscrutable picture I found on my computer that I believe proves that it is not possible that Lee Harvey Oswald shot President Kennedy from the book depository, or that it was someone else but definitely from the book depository, or that it was Oswald but definitely not from the book depository… something like that:

Can’t take credit for it though you know I’d love to.
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You all suck.
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Love & Respect,
Alec