Week 4
TL DR:
- Week 5 starts now, check your lineups!
- Sadie and Alec remain undefeated (no jinx)
- Yankees suck, Go Sox
It’s MLB Wildcard Week and we’re putting another entry in the annals of the Greatest Rivalry in Sports. With any luck it’ll end in pinstripe tears.
Also Football I suppose.
Between the Ireland game that started at like 5am last Sunday and the Monday night double-header snooze fest, I know which I’d rather be watching…
Week 2 Recap
Alec, George, Joey, Sydney, Sadie & Stefan are the Week 2 winners 🥳
Tony, Rosie/Julia, Will, Kate, Sam & Emma are the Week 2 losers ❌
Alec gets the highest score this week with 148.5 but Sydney retains the season high of 150.18. Though we had a few close matchups this week there were none that were notably close.
This week the highest scoring player was the Daytona Slurs’ Puka Nacua with 36 total points. Sam had the highest scoring bench player in Dallas receiver George Pickens’ 33.4 points.
Puka’s incredible performance was doubly clutch because I fucked up and started an inactive Jaylen Warren due to the aforementioned Ireland game starting before I woke up and checked my lineup.
Only 2 teams remain undefeated: Sadie & Alec 👑
We won’t meet until Week 9, so this state of affairs could persist for some time… could.
And now the scores:
blackstone valley staybehinders – 113.02 vs Daytona Slurs – 148.5
Denver Buckos – 129.84 vs josie schapolitano oyster heads – 123.76
Daddy Milkers – 126.56 vs HouseOfDaDragIcon – 132.78
Lets Go Brandos – 100.92 vs clinton crime family – 97.9
spooky poopy dookies – 127.5 vs The Better Munhall – 120.68
Glizzy Guzzler – 78.12 vs Cape Canaveral Challengers – 127.88
POWER Rankings
And of course, the most important part, the Official post-Week 3 Power Rankingstm
- Daytona Slurs – Alec Munhall +0
- spooky poopy dookies – Sadie Geauthreaux +0
- Denver Buckos – George Roberts-Oakland +0
- Cape Canaveral Challengers – Stefan Mesarovich +4
- Lets Go Brandos – Sydney Cairo +2
- josie schapolitano oyster heads– Julia Napolitano/Rosie Schultz -2
- Daddy Milkers – William Walton -1
- Glizzy Guzzler – Emma Costello +2
- HouseOfDaDragIcon – Joey Panell +2
- The Better Munhall – Sam Munhall -1
- clinton crime family – Kate McGaw -6
- blackstone valley staybehinders – Tony Alves +0
Our Top 3 remains steady while Stefan surges to 4th on a much needed win. The clinton crime family took the biggest fall tumbling 6 places following a low scoring loss.
From the Office of the Commissioner
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That’s our Week 4!
I’m still thinking about China but mostly about baseball.
Red Sox have either gotta shell the Yankee starter tonight or at the very least put up enough quality at-bats to force them to utilize their subpar bullpen. I miss Roman Anthony…
Know that if the Sox lose I will not be responsible for my actions…
So let’s go ahead and get some good energy flowing!
Go Sox!
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You all and the Yankees suck.
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Love & Understanding,
Alec
