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TL DR:

• The playoffs are here!

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We’ve successfully completed our 2025 regular season! Congrats to all you losers on gutting it out and fumbling your way across the finish line. Pathetic demonstrations of ball knowing nearly across the board…

A few of you did alright:

Emma and Stefan will battle for the opportunity to play me in the semi-finals

George and Kate will battle for the opportunity to play Sadie.

Week 14 Recap

Alec, Kate, Stefan, Tony, Sadie & Sam are the Week 14 winners 🥳

Sydney, Will, George, Emma, Joey & Rosie/Julia are the Week 14 losers ❌

I was the top scorer in a sad week of scoring with a mere 127.8.

Kate earns the regular season record of 165.54 points!

The top scoring player this week was Josh Allen, snagging a solid 37.8 points for Rosie/Julia.

And now the scores:

Daytona Slurs – 127.8 vs Lets Go Brandos – 118.66

Daddy Milkers – 91.14 vs clinton crime family – 98.9

Cape Canaveral Challengers – 115.56 vs Denver Buckos – 103.06

blackstone valley staybehinders – 118.26 vs Glizzy Guzzler – 84.22

josie schapolitano oyster heads – 88.54 vs spooky poopy dookies – 119.8

HouseOfDaDragIcon – 97.94 vs The Better Munhall – 114.1

POWER Rankings

And of course, the most important part, the Official End of Regular Season Power Rankings.

Everything in its right place.

Was there really ever any doubt?

From the Office of the Commissioner

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That’s our Regular season!!

No enlightening content or sweeping season recap as the League Management Team is traveling today.

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You all suck
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Love & Safety,
Alec