Postseason
TL DR:
- Sadie wins!
- Alec loses!
We’ve reached the end of another season and the Daytona Slurs’ dreams of a Three-peat were laid to swift rest in the championship by Sadie.
Season Recap
👑 Sadie is our 2025 Season Champion 👑
Appropriately, Sadie also had the highest total score of the season with 1717.84 points.
Rosie/Julia had the most points scored against them by a wide margin with 1756.1 points.
Final Standings & Records
And of course, the most important part, the Official End of Season Rankings.
- spooky poopy dookies – Sadie Geauthreaux (9-5)
- Daytona Slurs – Alec Munhall (10-4)
- Denver Buckos – George Roberts-Oakland (10-4)
- Cape Canaveral Challengers – Stefan Mesarovich (9-5)
- clinton crime family – Kate McGaw (7-7)
- Glizzy Guzzler – Emma Costello (8-6)
- The Better Munhall – Sam Munhall (6-8)
- josie schapolitano oyster heads– Julia Napolitano/Rosie Schultz (3-11)
- Daddy Milkers – William Walton (4-10)
- Lets Go Brandos – Sydney Cairo (6-8)
- HouseOfDaDragIcon – Joey Panell (7-7)
- blackstone valley staybehinders – Tony Alves (5-9)
From the Office of the Commissioner
🎵 Now Playing 🎵
That’s our season!
League Management is working out how to donate all the now useless Daytona Slurs Three-PeatTM merchandise to whichever non-controversially unstable African country it is where I’m trapped in a counterfeit Labubu factory.
So if you need more prescient and stirring analysis of current events, markets, tech, etc… you know where to find me.
See you losers next season!
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You all except Sadie suck
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Love,
Alec
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