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2026

  • We’re Back!……

    TL DR: Sam and Rosie(?) remain undefeated! Stefan and Joey remain unvictorious! And a great deal of football has already been played… Alright, look…Obviously this is late. But believe me, I have excuses.Which I will share below the fold! I know why you all are here. You want to see your name in bright lights,…

  • The End

    TL DR: Sadie wins! Alec loses! We’ve reached the end of another season and the Daytona Slurs’ dreams of a Three-peat were laid to swift rest in the championship by Sadie. Season Recap 👑 Sadie is our 2025 Season Champion 👑 Appropriately, Sadie also had the highest total score of the season with 1717.84 points.…

  • Four(teen weeks) on the Floor

    TL DR: The playoffs are here! We’ve successfully completed our 2025 regular season! Congrats to all you losers on gutting it out and fumbling your way across the finish line. Pathetic demonstrations of ball knowing nearly across the board… A few of you did alright: Emma and Stefan will battle for the opportunity to play…

  • Thirteen Reasons Why (You All Are Worse at Fantasy Football Than Me)

    TL DR: Week 14 is here! Believe it or not people, this is the final week of our regular season! Well folks, we’re here. Another season gone too soon. As we enter our final week of the regular season we still have 3 teams competing for the final playoff slot. By the end of the…

  • Twelve Thankful Weeks

    TL DR: Week 13 is here! It finally happened Short one for the holiday, definitely no other reason… Week 12 Recap Kate, Stefan, Emma, George, Tony and Sam are the Week 12 winners 🥳 Alec, Joey, Will, Sadie, Sydney & Rosie/Julia are the Week 12 losers ❌ Tony was the big scorer this week with…

  • Turning to Eleven

    TL DR: Week 12 is here! The Assassination of the Daytona Slurs by the Coward Cape Canaveral Challengers Only my 3rd loss of the season, it will take more than that to knock me off the hill… And only a few weeks left in our regular season! The playoff picture is coming into focus, so…

  • At-Ten-tion!

    TL DR: Week 10 is here! We are approaching the home stretch folks! If you want to make the playoffs it’s time to buckle down. I’m just gonna be completely straight up with you all this is gonna be a short one. I had dreams of more AI discussion, maybe talk about shipping containers or…

  • Nine! Nine! Nine!

    TL DR: Week 10 is here! Injuries have begun to rear their ugly head, do those pregame stretches! We’ve reached the midway point of the NFL regular season and more than that in our own league, while the standings have mostly settled there is still plenty of action going on, plenty of moves to make,…

  • I don’t feel so gr-Eight…

    TL DR: Week 9 is here! Emma’s campaign of domination continues The trades keep rolling in, folks are wheeling and dealing Well… the dam has broken. I’ve lost again and since her declaration that she was coming for the top spot, Emma has been putting up powerhouse numbers and breaking season record after season record.…

  • Seven (get it?)

    TL DR: Week 8 is upon us. Slowly but surely the wheat is being separated from the chaff. New trade on the block for voting in case you’d like to interfere with Stefan & I’s mutual improvement Week 7 has passed us by and the midway point of the season is rapidly approaching; feels like…

  • Six (wait for it…)

    TL DR: Week 7 is right around the corner. Nobody remains undefeated. RIP. Pats are back at the top of the AFC East as God intended. Well folks, all good things must come to an end. Slowly the sun creeps lower in the sky, each day withdrawing earlier and earlier. Now in the morning you…

  • Five Golden Weeks

    TL DR: Week 6 starts now, don’t check your lineup, leave all your bad players in Alec remains undefeated (no jinx) Preemptive congrats to Sadie and Stefan :) Wedding bells are tolling throughout the league offices so an abbreviated recap while we celebrate Sadie and Stefan! Clever of them to schedule for the week when…

  • Fore! (Four.)

    TL DR: Week 5 starts now, check your lineups! Sadie and Alec remain undefeated (no jinx) Yankees suck, Go Sox It’s MLB Wildcard Week and we’re putting another entry in the annals of the Greatest Rivalry in Sports. With any luck it’ll end in pinstripe tears. Also Football I suppose. Between the Ireland game that…

  • Three’s Company

    TL DR: Week 4 starts, check your lineups! Sadie and Alec remain undefeated (no jinx) The highest scoring player of the week was a free agent lol Like grains of sand through our feeble fingers the Football season falls away.Week 3 has come and gone friends and our Fantasy Football League is astir.Many of us…

  • Recap Two: Electric Footballaloo

    TL DR: Week 3 starts, check your lineups! First trade of the season is on the block between George and Stefan Sydney was our big scorer this week but not one of the three teams that remains undefeated Already Week 2 is behind us. Obviously I’m doing great but some of you are really sucking……

  • First Steps

    TL DR: Week 2 starts, double check your lineups! Sadie scores points, climbs the rankings Some other jokers tumble but no bullshit I’m ranked #1 lol Like a newborn fawn, we take our first feeble steps into the dawn of a fresh season. Week 1 behind us already, how time flies. Some of us won,…

  • Let the Games Begin

    TL DR: Week 1 starts today, double check your lineups! The Computer tells us Sydney had the “best” draft and Rosie/Julia had the “worst“ We have a trophy now, it is irresponsibly large. Stefan is a rat. The stage was set. A few predictable moves, chalk picks. And then…With the 10th overall pick of the…

  • Welcome Back to Football

    TL DR: DRAFT DATE – Wednesday, September 3rd @ 7:30pm Central. We welcome Julia to the league, who is now co-owners with Rosie. We will be doing Recaps again, now via this site. Lucky you. Hello LOSERS,And boy do I mean losers… Phoenix-like, our Fantasy Football League emerges from the ashes of last season, but…